where do i apply to become a goddess
you can’t apply for a job you already have
smooth as fuck
if u think i only followed u because ur hot u r absolutely right
15th of March 2012.
Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious.
OH MY LORD
I CAN’T EVEN
HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS